Heavily Photoshopped picture of Tim Higgins. He looks much better on video
Tinny Boy is a human construct, the distilled amalgamation of the whole RedLetterMedia crew.
Mr. Tinny Boy showed his support for the lgbt community with the wonderful quote “fucking doe-eyed micky dolenz,” during some Christmas episode of BOTW. Tim is the only member to acknowledge the monkees so therefore he is my hero. Please do a re:view of the monkees tv show but only if you say good things and say that Michael Nesmith is hot.
Is also a hockey player born in 1958 and played over 700 games in the National Hockey League from 1978 to 1989.
Is also an automotive and technology reporter for The Wall Street Journal.
Stop jacking off Samantha, you're ruining my BRAND NEW NUKIE DVD from the EPICLY SHITTLY CUM NUGGET, DVDLADY.
No Samantha I'm not sponsored by them, I just like F**KING NUKIE OKAY and unfortunately, you burned down our only house with a VCR and a VHS of Nukie (fucking slut ass beachball, like to see you turn the office building into Eyes Wide Shut AGAIN!!!
RLM appearances[]
- Best of the Worst (13)
- "Black Spine Edition 2"
- "Spookies, Action USA, and Alien Private Eye"
- "Black Spine Junka 2"
- "Christmas 2020"
- "LA Wars, Unmasking the Idol, and Robowoman"
- "Wheel of the Worst 22"
- "Black Spine Raffle"
- "Christmas 2021"
- "Black Spine Junka 3"
- "Bad Movie Scavenger Hunt Too"
- "Halloween 2022"
- "A Very Cannon Christmas II"
- "Hawk the Slayer with the X-Ray Eyes"
- Half in the Bag
- "Drive Angry and The Adjustment Bureau"
- "Iron Man 3 and Pain and Gain"
- "Star Trek Into Darkness"
- "The Hangover Part III and After Earth"
- "10 Year Anniversary!"
- Mr. Plinkett's Revenge of the Sith Review
- Epilogue: Revenge of Nadine
- Mr. Plinkett's The Star Wars Awakens Review
- Space Cop
Fun Facts About Tim[]
- Tinny Boy has won TIME Magazine's person of the year award a record 57 times
- Tinny Boy discovered the cure for cancer 11 years ago. He is withholding it from the world, on the basis that "They don't deserve it"
- In 1928, Tinny Boy was seen jacking off at his partner's film, Tommy, directed by Joseph Stalin and starring Marlene Dietrich (it's also rumored that Mike Stoklasa was at that screening and became gay and a communist saying "I hope Marlene Dietrich dies in a f**king pit of her own semen for what she did to Hiroshima in that film, fuck capitalism.)
- Tinny Boy was also noted as being a notorious sex offender after shoving slugs up his ass saying in the ploice record on 3/98/1987 he was inspired by the movie "Slugs" which according to the Wiki "a common name for any apparently shell-less terrestrial gastropod mollusc. The word slug is also often used as part of the common name of any gastropod mollusc that has no shell, a very reduced shell, or only a small internal shell, particularly sea slugs and semislugs (this is in contrast to the common name snail, which applies to gastropods that have a coiled shell large enough that they can fully retract their soft parts into it.) Various taxonomic families of land slugs form part of several quite different evolutionary lineages, which also include snails. Thus, the various families of slugs are not closely related, despite a superficial similarity in the overall body form. The shell-less condition has arisen many times independently as an example of convergent evolution, and thus the category "slug" is polyphyletic."
- When I searched up Nukie DVD, the Amazon VHS link said I'd like Lone Wolf and Cub by the Criterion Collection along with Nukie.
- Cumming to Tinny Boy is now officially illegal unless you are a member of the Robotic Operatic Biomechanical Organization of Women or covered in oil.